Because you can say âI doâ without losing your marbles, manners, or maid of honor.
Alright, sweetheartâplanning a wedding is no walk in the soda shop. Between your Pinterest board, your fiancĂ©âs opinions (how darling!), and your mama breathing down your neck about the guest list, itâs easy to slip from blushing bride to full-blown bridezilla faster than you can say âtulle explosion.â
But donât worry, cupcakeâCherry Pop Events is here to help you keep your cool, your class, and your crown. So, grab a milkshake and settle in, âcause weâre about to give you a sassy, vintage-inspired rundown on how not to turn your big day into a big olâ mess.

đ« Bridezilla Behavior #1: âThe Control Queenâ
âNo one else can do it right. Iâll just do everything myself.â
Youâre waking up at 3am wondering if the napkins should be blush or ballet pink. You’re correcting your coordinatorâs checklist. Youâre micromanaging the cake bakerâs calendar.
Cope Like a Lady:
- Delegate like a boss: Assign tasks to your wedding party and trust them to deliver.
- Use a planning tool: Try HoneyBook or Aisle Planner to keep everyone looped in.
- Remind yourself: Perfection isnât the goalâjoy is.
đ Sassy Tip: A bride who refuses help ends up crying in a porta-potty. Donât be that bride.
đ« Bridezilla Behavior #2: âThe Budget Busterâ
âI need the gold-plated invitations, Swarovski bouquet, and fireworks exit!â
Sweetheart, unless youâve got Rockefeller blood, itâs time to bring that fantasy back down to Earth.
Cope Like a Lady:
- Prioritize your must-haves: Spend smart on things that truly matter to you.
- Get creative: DIY doesnât mean it has to look homemade (just check Pinterest).
- Build in buffer: Add 10â15% to your budget for those âoopsâ expenses.
đ Sassy Tip: A beautiful wedding isnât about the blingâitâs about the love. Plus, savings look real good in a joint checking account.
đ« Bridezilla Behavior #3: âThe Guest List Dictatorâ
âIf Aunt Joan canât sit next to Cousin Betty, then maybe NO ONE gets to come!â
Family feuds and passive-aggressive RSVPs? Sounds like a holiday dinner, not your wedding.
Cope Like a Lady:
- Create zones: Seat guests by energy, not bloodline. If they bicker, keep ’em separated.
- Keep your circle tight: Only invite people who lift you up, not bring you stress.
- Stand your ground (nicely): It’s your day, not a family reunion war zone.
đ Sassy Tip: Aunt Joan will survive if she doesnât get to toast with the bride. This ainât her show.
đ« Bridezilla Behavior #4: âThe Insta-Obsessed Brideâ
âIf itâs not Instagrammable, whatâs the point?â
Sure, we love a good flat lay and a swoony reelâbut if youâre planning for the ‘Gram and not your groom, weâve got a problem, sugar.
Cope Like a Lady:
- Design for experience, not just aesthetics: Think guest comfort, not just filters.
- Hire a photographer who gets your vibe: Let them worry about the shots.
- Put the phone down: Be present. Be in love. Be fabulous in real life.
đ Sassy Tip: Likes are cute, but love lasts longer than a 15-second story.
đ« Bridezilla Behavior #5: âThe Emotional Tornadoâ
âIf ONE more thing goes wrong, I swear Iâll scream!â
One vendor runs late and suddenly itâs a three-act soap opera. Take a breath, sugarplum.
Cope Like a Lady:
- Expect the hiccups: Something will go sideways. Have a planâand a backup plan.
- Schedule self-care: Face masks, baths, therapyâwhatever keeps you calm and glowing.
- Lean on your planner (or hire one): You donât have to fix everything. Thatâs why we exist.
đ Sassy Tip: No one remembers the minor mishaps. They remember the joy in your eyes, not the size of your centerpieces.
đĄ Bonus Tips from Cherry Popâs Emergency Kit:
- Eat something. Hangry brides make dramatic choices.
- Have a âBride Bufferâ: A trusted friend or your planner to run interference.
- Skip the drama squad: If theyâve caused chaos before, donât give them a starring role now.
- Remember your partner: This is a celebration, not a one-woman variety show.
đ Let Cherry Pop Events Keep You Sane & Sparkly
At Cherry Pop Events, we specialize in fabulous weddings without the frenzy. From custom planning packages to last-minute coordination, weâre your behind-the-scenes dream team, keeping you calm, confident, and completely bride-chilla.
Say goodbye to bridezilla. Say hello to Cherry Pop.
Letâs Plan Your Dream Day
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